hit him! p0wn that 4-eyed punk!

do I detect a hint of desperation in your sports team’s slogan?

cat’s eye

these are getting boring. needs more rude.

fresh!

at first I thought “ostmate” wasn’t an English word. turns out it’s just misspelled. now I know the term for a person with an artificial rectum.

a little curt, maybe

same copy as last month. I hope they’re not out of ideas.